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[stillmissing]

sometimes i’m like i’m the luckiest girl in the world and then an hour later i’m like .. someone cursed me cause no way that’s how that was meant to go

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[loverbear-butch]

idk i just feel like if you were actually attracted to women you’d be attracted to women in their default state not just exclusively in an outrageously plucked and preened one

[loverbear-butch]

like if you see a woman with body hair or whatever and go “ew that’s disgusting!!!” like you’re not attracted to women then bc women have stuff like that we’re born with it it’s literally normal and you think it’s disgusting

[loverbear-butch]

“i would never date a woman with leg hair, armpit hair, facial hair, saggy tits, cellulite, stretch marks, etc etc etc” great! so you admit you aren’t attracted to women then!

[shamelessequilibria]

Let people like different things.

Let people like different things.

Let people like different things.

Let people like different things.

[loverbear-butch]

NO! go fuck a hairy woman RIGHT NOW

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[greelin]

people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

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[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

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[dharmagun]

Higgledy-piggledy
unparliamentary
green parrots quarrel
outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets
uncomplimentary
Squads of unmannerly
Oversized peas.

[roach-works]

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

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[raedas]

you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary

[raedas]

the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary

[raedas]

hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok

[sepulchral-pulchritude]

yeah Girl (genus: tiktok) and Girl (genus: tumblr) are radically different beasts

if tumblr started calling smthn Girl Dinner it would mean either eating pussy/sucking dick or cannibalism.

[nature-nerd-sarah]

girldinner (tiktok) vs girldinner (tumblr):

ALT

ALT

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[swarnpert]

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

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[kosmogrl]

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[crocodi1e]

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

[a-book-of-creatures]

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

[cameoappearance]

That looks like 1 carrot to me

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[kosmogrl]